Performed by Val Cole
A Peds intern in Pittsburgh, I got preemies to our NICU from rural hospitals in PA and OH. Going one night, white snow blew past our ambulance windows, and I, a sleepy Trekkie, imagined our ambulance was a starship in warp. Suddenly, through the porthole of our bus, a road sign: I-76 Mars! Space for real? Nope, Mars PA.