Performed by Carina Cojeen
FINGER, by Neil Plakcy
Something in my dog’s vomit looks human.
Like a finger. With nail polish.
He must have eaten it while we were walking.
This dog gets into more trouble than a bunch of monkeys on crack
Oh shit. Our next door neighbor paints stars on her nails like this
I’d better take him out to poop again.
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